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Talking Tables Sprout Loo Roll

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Product Features

  • Festive toilet roll
  • Printed with sprout-inspired jokes
  • Soft 3-ply paper
  • 300 sheets

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  • Talking Tables Sprout Loo Roll

    Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without sprouts, even for those who love to hate them, so make everyone’s festivities complete by stocking your smallest room with our Sprout Loo Roll – soft toilet tissue with a variety of sprout-related ‘cracker’ jokes printed on every sheet.

    3-ply paper.

    About Talking Tables

    Begun with a bang, Talking Tables launched their first range just before the Millennium festivities, ensuring we could all welcome in the 21st century in style. Founded by dedicated dinner party hostess, Clare Harris, Talking Tables was created to solve the problem of how to find coordinated accessories for family parties, especially for festive occasions and celebrations. Clare realised she couldn’t be the only one desperately seeking mix-and-match table accessories, and now they create everything a dinner party host might need, from colour-coordinated napkins to party poppers and table confetti as well as entertaining games to get conversation and laughter flowing around the table.

    300 perforated sheets.

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  • Delivery

    UK Mainland
    Standard Delivery 3-5 days
    Express Delivery Next Day (if ordered before 7pm Monday to Friday. 2 days after 7pm including Weekends/Bank Holidays) *
    Sunday Express Delivery Sunday (if ordered between 7pm Friday and 7pm Saturday)*
    Click & Collect Available at Delivery Page
    BFPO & Foreign & Commonwealth Office
    Standard Delivery 3-5 days*
    Eire (Ireland)
    Standard Delivery 7 Working Days*
    EU countries
    Standard Delivery 7-10 Working Days*
    Rest of the world
    Standard Delivery 7-10 Working Days*

    * Some delivery services may not be available in your area, the delivery page will display the available delivery services during checkout.


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  • Talking Tables Sprout Loo Roll


    "Not a great buy - SO disappointed"

    Bought 2 as silly gifts for teenage boys...I remembered you could buy toilet rolls with crosswords - each puzzle was different, so actually thought these would be packed with very silly sprout jokes, all different...looks like the laughs on me instead, as I only discovered on receipt that they ONLY have 4 sprout jokes reprinted throughout the whole roll. I see this point is missed in the description. What a waste of money, shame on you Lakeland for not disclosing. The cost of these over returning them is not worth it. I won't be buying Xmas gifts grom Lakeland again..

    A note from the team

    Thank you for your review. We're sorry to hear of your disappointment and your feedback has been passed to the buying team. We've been in touch via email and arranged a refund.

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Talking Tables Sprout Loo Roll